With all the fun with national level corruption (like Don Stevens), we often forget that even little politicians are often corrupt — and working on such a small scale often enables them to escape detection. Luckily, I live close enough to this scandal to enjoy it firsthand:
[Cuyahoga County, Ohio] Auditor Frank Russo and Commissioner Jimmy Dimora’s offices were searched along with the rest of the third and fourth floors of the administration building. FBI vehicles were also spotted at the two county officials’ homes.
The Cleveland political scene is normally pretty corrupt — I mean, look at our history! Still, it’s nice to see them actually getting in trouble for it, though they’re not exactly first in line to that party.
Moving from politicians who hide their failings to bad politicians who publicly announce their badness — my representative sent me the following:
Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones is working hard to reduce our dependence on foreign oil and bring down record gas prices, and launch a cleaner, smarter energy future for America that lowers costs and creates hundreds of thousands of green jobs.
Oh god, where to begin? First of all, as many people have noted — you cannot simultaneously support “lower gas prices” and “a green energy future.” High gas prices spur investment in alternative fuel sources — if you reduce the price of gas through any means, they will become relatively less attractive, and vice versa. I don’t really care which you support, but you have to pick one.
Next up:
[...] Rep. Tubbs Jones has and continues to support legislative action on gas prices including: [...] cracking down on oil price gauging [sic]
Those terrible price gougers! How dare they withhold oil from us unless we pay their too-high prices!
In an effort to combat soaring gas prices, [...] Rep. Tubbs Jones is supporting legislation to temporarily suspend the filling of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve until the end of the year. Filling of the SPR takes 70,000 barrels of oil off the market each day and a temporary suspension could reduce gas prices from 5 to 24 cents a gallon, which would be a critical first step for America’s families, businesses, and the economy.
wait, so you and your fellow representatives have been withholding enough oil each day to drive the price up 5-24 cents all this time? *insert faked surprise here* At least the price gougers let us buy it! Why is it “price gouging” when they do it but not deemed “hoarding” when the government does?
Finally, the classic piece of information that all politicians must convey to their constituents:
Tubbs Jones Helps Secure Over $42 Million in Funding for Cleveland
This year, Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones was pleased to announce that the 11th Congressional District received over $41 Million [sic] in Appropriations funding FY08.
This is why earmarks aren’t going anywhere. And if you think that some upstanding individual should run against her — they haven’t been that successful in the past. Her last challenger got 17% of the vote.